Date of last revision: April 16th, 2025
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Changes to these terms and conditions
These terms and conditions may be amended, updated and/or modified by us from time to time. You’ll still need to agree to them, so it’s a good idea to keep checking back here to stay up to date on what we are doing or not doing.
If you are an adventurous individual who keeps visiting the TheDailySnort.com, then we’ll take that as a big thumbs up that you have agreed to the new terms and conditions. We will also know, by your frequent visits, that you are the greatest.
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