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Effective Date: April 16, 2025
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Collection of Your Personal Information
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Sharing Information with Third Parties
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Tracking User Behavior
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Automatically Collected Information
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Security of Your Information
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Right to Deletion
You may request deletion of your personal information unless retention is required for legal or operational reasons.
Children Under Thirteen
We do not knowingly collect personal information from children under 13.
You Must Be 18 Years Old
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Email Communications
Since we don’t have subscriber’s we won’t be emailing you with promotions, newsletters or updates.
Changes to This Statement
We reserve the right to update this Privacy Policy. Notice of changes will be posted on our website. Continued use of the site constitutes acceptance of the updated policy.
Contact Information
The Daily Snort welcomes your questions regarding this short Privacy Policy.
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