It all started one bleak November night or maybe it was December. Honestly, we were too hopped up on expired gummy bears and questionable life choices to recall the year, let alone the month. The TV was on, as it always was, humming softly in the background like a neglected houseplant. Then The Journey of Natty Gann came on, and something inexplicable happened: we felt something.
Tears were shed, probably due to sleep deprivation and an ill-advised midnight snack of flaming hot chips, but in that fragile, emotionally compromised state, inspiration struck. What if we made a website? Not just any website, but one dripping with enough sarcasm to make a funeral awkward. A place where news was less “breaking” and more “gently shattered by a hammer of cynicism.”
By sunrise, The Daily Snort was born. We had no investors, no business plan, just a shared love of snark and a collective avoidance of anything resembling productivity.
Years later, as we sit in our crumbling office (a repurposed broom closet decorated with half-chewed pens and a suspiciously sticky keyboard), we like to think Natty Gann would be proud. Or horrified. Either way, the world is slightly worse for it, and believe it or not, that was the goal.
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DISCLAIMER: The Daily Snort is a satirical news and politics site. All the content is totally fictional—real or fake names may appear exaggerated or made-up scenarios. Any resemblance to reality (or the future) is purely accidental. Articles are created with help from our eerily snarky digital intern, but yes, humans write here too. Not for kids under 18. When in doubt, ask someone smart.