U.S. Tourism Hits New Low as Canadians Finally Realize It’s Just America
NEW YORK CITY — The U.S. tourism industry suffered another devastating blow in May as overseas…
Florida Man Sues Disney Over Water Slide That “Shattered His Soul at 40 MPH”
ORLANDO, FL — Local man Brent Mallory filed a lawsuit against Walt Disney World this week,…
Luxury Vegas Hotel’s ‘Signature Black Silk Sheets’ Turn Out to Be Sentient Hair Monster
LAS VEGAS — A romantic getaway to Las Vegas took a horrifying turn for one couple…
Hotels Push for Tax-Free Tips, Say Workers Happier When Paid in Untouchable Crumpled Singles
WASHINGTON — In a rare bipartisan moment driven entirely by discomfort around eye contact with bellhops,…
Well-Traveled Woman Has Stamped Passport But Still Missing Point Entirely
ROMANIA — A 26-year-old woman who has visited 30 countries in the past five years remains…
Experts Warn Next Flight Could Be Your Last, Statistically, Someone’s Has to Be
ATLANTA — In a chilling update Wednesday, aviation experts reminded travelers that, statistically, someone’s final flight…
Tourist Mistakenly Boards Spacecraft, Wakes Up at Alien Beach Party, Ranks Mojitos Higher Than Cancun’s
CAPE CANAVERAL — What was supposed to be a scenic tour of a Florida rocket facility…
Lost Luggage Now Happier, Emotionally Healthier Than Former Owners
ATLANTA, GA — According to reports from the Hartsfield-Jackson airport’s Lost and Found, thousands of missing…
“Final Destination” Fan Dies on Vacation in Way That Would’ve Earned Standing Ovation from Death Itself
KEY WEST, FL — Local authorities confirmed Monday that 32-year-old Trevor Lindell, a self-proclaimed Final Destination…
Airbnb Launches ‘Surprise Bedbug Encounter’ Package for Guests Craving That Authentic Hostel Itch
SAN FRANCISCO — In an effort to capture the raw authenticity of budget travel, Airbnb announced…
Backpacker Finds Himself in Middle of Cult Ritual, Rates Hostel 4 Stars for Cultural Immersion
CUSCO, PERU — 23-year-old backpacker Kyle Denton found himself accidentally inducted into a midnight blood rite…
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