The Daily Snort is your almost trusted source for news that didn’t actually happen, but probably should have. We’re the internet’s favorite place for fake news so sharp it could slice through your uncle’s conspiracy theories like a hot knife through boomer rage.
Our goal? To mock, skewer, and sass our way through politics, pop culture, and whatever nonsense humanity has decided to collectively embarrass itself with today. No sacred cows here, unless they’re wearing suits and giving press conferences.
Founded sometime between a group text gone wrong and a caffeine-fueled existential crisis, The Daily Snort is proudly unaffiliated with reality, reason, or basic human decency (depending on the day). We specialize in satire, sarcasm, and occasionally making people Google “wait… is this real?”
If you’re looking for fair and balanced reporting, try literally anywhere else (okay, maybe not anywhere). But if you want laughs with a side of “oh no, they didn’t,” welcome aboard.
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