WASHINGTON — In a surprise act of reconciliation, President Donald Trump and tech billionaire Elon Musk have announced a joint NFT venture following weeks of digital mudslinging. The collection, titled TechnoGlads: Legends of the Arena, features both men in hypermasculine, historically inaccurate gladiator battles across futuristic backdrops.
The partnership was revealed Friday after aides scheduled a last-minute call between the pair, who had previously exchanged barbed tweets, veiled threats, and photoshopped memes. Musk reportedly opened the discussion by suggesting “making peace would help stabilize Dogecoin and democracy.” Trump responded by asking if the NFTs would include “at least one lion and a crowd chanting my name.”
Sources say the two were encouraged to collaborate after advisors warned them that their public spat was lowering ad revenue, investor confidence, and the morale of easily impressed men on Reddit. “This is a strong pivot away from the slander and a return to what unites them, money and shirtless combat art,” said one White House official.
The NFT collection includes titles like “Musk with a Laser Trident in Caesar’s Palace” and “Trump Rides a Gold Elephant into the Crypto Colosseum.” Each digital asset will be priced at $499,999 or one Tesla driven through a Chick-fil-A drive-thru. Early buyers will receive exclusive audio clips of the two exchanging motivational taunts.
While critics have slammed the project as “an egotistical fever dream with Wi-Fi,” fans are calling it “visionary performance capitalism.” At press time, Trump declared the NFTs would “make the Roman Empire look like amateur hour” while Musk posted a meme of both men high-fiving in armor over a burning Constitution. Wall Street responded by briefly gaining three points before realizing none of this affects anything real.
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