COLORADO — In a move that shocked absolutely no one that ever mattered, the creators of South Park filed a lawsuit against reality itself this week, claiming the universe has been shamelessly plagiarizing their most absurd and horrifying storylines. The suit alleges that real world events have become “a lazy, hacky ripoff” of the show’s signature blend of dark satire and juvenile stupidity.
The legal documents cite numerous examples, including a Florida man who tried to pay for McDonald’s with a live alligator, a congressman who blamed wildfires on Jewish space lasers, and an entire political party adopting the “ManBearPig” platform with zero irony. “We used to push boundaries,” said co-creator Trey Parker. “Now reality just yeets itself over the edge without us.”
Legal experts are divided on whether the case will hold up in court, given that reality lacks both a lawyer and basic self awareness. The defense, presumably the fabric of existence, has yet to comment. In yet another development absolutely no one could’ve seen coming, the South Park team is reportedly working on a new episode where Earth gets canceled for jumping the shark. Fans are optimistic it won’t be outdone by next week’s news cycle.
In related news, scientists confirmed the world is officially weirder than a cartoon written by two guys high on Adderall and regret. The study’s lead researcher sighed, poured himself a drink, and muttered, “We’re all living in someone’s rejected spec script.” The South Park writers have requested royalties. Or at least a Xanax prescription.
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